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Newborn Token Arrives Dead on Blockchain

Here we observe the sal token, a creature that drew its first and final breath mere hours ago. Like a mayfly cursed with financial consciousness, it managed to shed a quarter of its value before the universe mercifully ended its suffering. The specimen's four holders—likely including the mortician—bore witness to this swift descent into the void.