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Case file · ante-mortem observation
TERMINAL.

Concentrated ownership, infant mortality, market physics

DEX · pumpswapChain · SolanaGrade · D
Grade Score
38/100
Grade D · TERMINAL
Mkt Cap
$1.7K
Liquidity
$3.1K
Volume 24h
$3.40
Holders
82
Steep DeclineHeavy Concentration
FDV
$1.88B
Price USD
$2.17e-6
DEX
pumpswap

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Infant Token Expires Minutes After Birth

In the brutal ecosystem of decentralized finance, we observe a specimen that achieved the remarkable feat of losing 62.5% of its value in a single day—a blistering descent that would make even the most aggressive natural selection weep with envy. Despite revoked authorities and a liquidity pool barely sufficient to purchase a used Honda Civic, this juvenile token managed to generate nearly a million dollars in volume, suggesting traders were either magnificently optimistic or catastrophically misunderstanding the concept of due diligence.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Liquidity
Critically low
$3.1K pool depth.
Activity
Flatlined
$3.40 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 99.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Concentrated ownership, infant mortality, market physics
Patient Note

It lived for one hour, died for eternity, and cost someone their college fund. Such is the circle of life in crypto.

Holders

§ 04 · 82 wallets
Top 1
95.0%
Top 5
99.0%
Top 10
99.5%
01FLr4...RaGG94.95%
02Wquu...LFQpAUTOPSY1.72%03Fy68...VUPEAUTOPSY1.28%
043Uk8...iZ160.68%
054z8M...jLBg0.36%
06AvR5...EwKG0.15%
074KUx...nBQ70.10%
08mP4t...ayQP0.09%
0974ik...Zvbb0.07%
10D9GY...xGjW0.05%
BEHAVIORAL COST BREAKDOWN
41.92 SOL
total lost — cohort
Emotional TradingPRIMARY
41.92 SOL100.0%
Mistimed Exits
0.000 SOL0.0%
Position Sizing
0.000 SOL0.0%
Standard Losses
0.000 SOL0.0%
Emotional Trading drove most of the cost across this cohort. Panic buys, panic exits, averaging down into losses.
Based on 4 holders · scanned 39d ago

Wallet Casualties

§ 05 · 4 known