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Newborn Token Burns Bright, Then Vanishes

In the treacherous savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a curious specimen—born mere hours ago, it has already experienced a 125% surge in value, a phenomenon as fleeting as a mayfly's mating season. The authorities have been revoked, the liquidity modest at eighteen thousand dollars, and the top holders clutching a third of all tokens like apex predators guarding fresh kill. One wonders how long this infant shall survive before the inevitable rug pull or the merciful exit scam.