GRUMPY KITTEN/2GGd..miso
CRITICAL
grumpy kitten

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$miso2GGd..miso
Case file · ante-mortem observation
CRITICAL.

Instant liquidity evaporation and mathematical impossibility

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · C
Grade Score
50/100
Grade C · CRITICAL
Mkt Cap
$13.7K
+191.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$64.4K
Holders
167
Liquidity Drained
FDV
$3.53B
Price USD
$3.53e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Newborn Token Expires Before First Feeding

In the harsh ecosystem of Solana's memecoin jungle, grumpy kitten emerged gasping into existence mere hours ago, only to discover that liquidity—that most essential nutrient—had mysteriously vanished from its cradle. Here we observe a remarkable specimen: 191% price volatility, yet zero liquidity; a creature born simultaneously revoked of all authorities, suggesting perhaps an act of benevolent infanticide. Nature, it seems, has its mercies.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Active
$64.4K volume / 24h.
Holders
Skewed
Top 5 hold 45.1% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Instant liquidity evaporation and mathematical impossibility
Patient Note

A glorious 191% climb to nowhere—the financial equivalent of a kitten chasing its tail off a cliff.

Holders

§ 04 · 167 wallets
Top 1
33.0%
Top 5
45.1%
Top 10
54.1%
013wyU...kczf32.96%
02HF2L...TAT3AUTOPSY3.35%
033EA1...PFGE3.19%
048yG9...ev7j3.15%
05FXXN...M5sQAUTOPSY2.41%
067omv...3HWh2.27%
07GKCA...hmM31.77%
08EjtQ...QZp2AUTOPSY1.72%
099Vrc...b94K1.68%
109oqv...QjNY1.61%