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Primal Instincts: Born Dead, Pumped Briefly

In the unforgiving savanna of Solana, we observe a peculiar specimen—PRIMAL—which achieved a remarkable 749% gain in its first hour of existence, a phenomenon rarely seen outside of fever dreams and exit scams. The creature possessed all the hallmarks of natural selection's cruelest joke: zero liquidity, concentrated ownership, and a lifespan shorter than a mayfly's attention span. Nature, it seems, abhors a pump-and-dump with equal indifference to its creators.