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Pumplon: Born Screaming, Died Gasping

Here we observe Pumplon, a creature that achieved the remarkable feat of existing for mere hours before succumbing to the cruel indifference of market forces. Born with 310% vigor, it nevertheless lacked the fundamental nutrients required for survival—liquidity being notably absent from its diet. In the end, concentrated ownership and zero trading infrastructure proved to be the evolutionary dead-end this specimen could not escape.