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The Relaxed Dog's Catastrophic One-Hour Collapse

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the carcass of The Relaxed Dog—a creature that lived but a single hour before succumbing to the predatory forces of extreme centralization. With 99.4% of its genome concentrated in merely ten specimens, this token never stood a chance; it was not evolution that failed here, but rather basic mathematics and human greed. As the vultures of early investors circle what remains, we are reminded that in crypto, the only thing more dangerous than no liquidity is the assumption that revoking authorities somehow demonstrates legitimacy.