ZOOMER/2Dgk..ksyJ
STABLE
ZOOMER

ZOOMER2DgktxmKE9jvNKipF1R7JBgsHv1FJJcys8VCTqYpksyJ

$ZOOMER2Dgk..ksyJ
Case file · ante-mortem observation
STABLE.

Premature survival pending inevitable obscurity

DEX · pumpswapChain · SolanaGrade · A
Grade Score
90/100
Grade A · STABLE
Mkt Cap
$195.6K
-6.9% · 24h
Liquidity
$40.7K
Volume 24h
$32.6K
Holders
400
FDV
$179.38B
Price USD
$0.000180
DEX
pumpswap

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

ZOOMER Defies Odds, Somehow Still Breathing

In a stunning turn of events, the specimen before us exhibits all the hallmarks of a token destined for extinction—yet persists with the stubborn vitality of a cockroach in a nuclear winter. With a liquidity pool barely sufficient to purchase a modest sedan and holders concentrated like a billionaire's wealth, ZOOMER has achieved the remarkable feat of being simultaneously alive and clinically irrelevant. One marvels at how a creature with revoked authorities and $61K in liquidity manages to generate volume; nature truly abhors a vacuum, and apparently so do desperate traders.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Liquidity
Thin but live
$40.7K pool depth.
Activity
Modest
$32.6K volume / 24h.
Holders
Distributed
Top 5 hold 22.1% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Premature survival pending inevitable obscurity
Patient Note

It lived, it traded, it mattered to no one—a perfect Solana microcap epitaph.

Holders

§ 04 · 400 wallets
Top 1
5.9%
Top 5
22.1%
Top 10
37.4%
01GUkc...WeHh5.86%
02EGBm...q2UK4.81%
0362Mn...RWb24.15%
043jmJ...r34k4.00%
055782...h6Er3.25%
06G69S...LP9y3.21%
07559n...1MBv3.21%
08C4sG...xipw3.17%
09EXjy...FiCb2.92%
10FxkA...DrYU2.84%
BEHAVIORAL COST BREAKDOWN
15.01 SOL
total lost — cohort
Emotional TradingPRIMARY
15.01 SOL100.0%
Mistimed Exits
0.000 SOL0.0%
Position Sizing
0.000 SOL0.0%
Standard Losses
0.000 SOL0.0%
Emotional Trading drove most of the cost across this cohort. Panic buys, panic exits, averaging down into losses.
Based on 1 holder · scanned 6d ago

Wallet Casualties

§ 05 · 1 known