STINKY PISS BEZOS CAN/2DB5..pump
FLATLINED
Stinky Piss Bezos Can

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$SPBC2DB5..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Catastrophic liquidity failure, elite concentration

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
23/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$8.3K
+181.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$20.6K
Holders
4
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.44B
Price USD
$2.44e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Newborn Token Dies Within Hours of Birth

In the harsh ecosystem of Solana's memecoin savanna, we observe a peculiar specimen that achieved the remarkable feat of expiring before its first sunset. With zero liquidity and concentration so severe that the top holders could sneeze away the entire project, this creature never stood a chance—a textbook case of evolutionary dead-end dressed in crude vulgarity.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Modest
$20.6K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Catastrophic liquidity failure, elite concentration
Patient Note

It pumped 181% and still died a pauper's death with forty-four mourners, zero dollars, and a name that will haunt search engines forever.

Holders

§ 04 · 4 wallets
Top 1
99.9%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
0166U1...KgVZ99.90%
02J3vu...HQAX0.06%
03DRCH...bz6T0.04%
044Epd...EYUv0.00%