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Newborn Token Dies of Acute Concentration Shock

In a remarkable display of nature's cruel efficiency, Elon Must emerged into the world mere hours ago, only to hemorrhage 36.8% of its value before its first sunset. Like a mayfly with a trading pair, it achieved the rare feat of generating $118k in volume while maintaining the structural integrity of a house of cards in a hurricane. One observes, with anthropological fascination, how 238 hopeful investors discovered that revoking authorities provides no immunity against the law of gravity.