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$KEUR2Cja..pump

Case file · ante-mortem observation

CRITICAL.

Vaporous liquidity meets mathematical impossibility

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · C

Grade Score

55/100

Grade C · CRITICAL

Mkt Cap

$19.1K

+646.0% · 24h

Volume 24h

$20.3K

Holders

152

Liquidity Drained

FDV

$16.45B

Price USD

$1.66e-5

DEX

pumpfun

Pool

9hP4..Vuwi ↗

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Keur Sturmer: A Liquidity Mirage's Final Gasp

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the peculiar demise of KEUR—a creature that achieved the remarkable feat of a 646% price surge whilst drowning in zero liquidity, much like a man celebrating his lottery winnings whilst his bank account remains frozen. The 152 remaining holders cling to their digital carcass with the desperation of vultures at a desiccated feast, their holdings a monument to hope's cruelty.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings

Activity

Modest

$20.3K volume / 24h.

Holders

Skewed

Top 5 hold 36.8% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion

Likely Cause

Vaporous liquidity meets mathematical impossibility

Patient Note

It rose 646% on its way to irrelevance—a mathematical comedy in which everyone paid the punchline.

Holders

§ 04 · 152 wallets

Top 1

25.8%

Top 5

36.8%

Top 10

46.6%

019hP4...Vuwi25.84%

025fxT...EGst2.85%

03HHKs...YeaM2.78%

047A5u...Bni52.73%

0524L6...3HvH2.63%

069UGA...kmoT2.52%

07B16r...MfTY2.04%

08DgJj...LfFh1.79%

09Ek4U...QNEt1.75%

10EoAf...aVex1.68%