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The AI Orangutan's Tragic Swing Into Oblivion

Here we observe the cadaver of Ayaan, a specimen that never quite evolved beyond its primitive state. Despite shedding its authorities like a molting primate, the creature could not escape the iron grip of its ten alpha holders, who collectively owned 98.8% of its meager existence. In its brief 275-hour lifespan, it managed to generate a mere $99.40 in daily volume—a final whimper before the market's indifferent silence.