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Newborn Token Dies of Catastrophic Concentration

In the span of merely sixty minutes, Evelyn's Fundraiser experienced a meteoric 730% ascent—a trajectory so steep it defied the very laws of market gravity. Alas, like Icarus before it, the token flew too close to the sun on borrowed liquidity, only to discover that $0 in actual reserves makes for a rather unforgiving landing pad. The top holders, clutching their 53% stake like vultures over carrion, watched as volume evaporated and the dream expired with a whimper.