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Five Holders, Zero Survival Instincts

Here we observe the remains of Deep Fried Tits, a token that achieved the remarkable feat of absolute centralization while simultaneously achieving absolute irrelevance. With five holders controlling the entire supply and a liquidity pool as barren as a post-apocalyptic wasteland, this creature never stood a chance—though one suspects it never intended to. The thirty cents in daily volume represents not commerce, but rather the last gasps of hope from confused retail investors.