Newborn Token Gasps Final Breath in Minutes

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, a curious creature emerged mere hours ago—PEPE, a token so stillborn it never drew its first profitable breath. Observe how nine intrepid holders clutched their worthless certificates as the price plummeted 59.8%, a spectacular belly flop into the abyss. The postmortem is clear: this organism simply lacked the genetic material required for survival in the crypto ecosystem.