Dumacrats: Born Dead, Stayed That Way

Here we observe a remarkable specimen of the genus Rugpullus solanus—a creature so thoroughly devoid of viable organs that one wonders if it ever truly drew breath. Born mere hours ago with all the vitality of a stillborn investment, dumacrats managed the impressive feat of hemorrhaging 15.6% of its non-existent value while nine bewildered holders watched their fortunes evaporate into the blockchain's cold void.