INTERNET PERSON/28xo..pump
FLATLINED
Internet Person

Internet Person28xofZyX8qRyNPaveMTZ9NSp3fnQgj59Bdvx5xxxpump

$IP28xo..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Extreme concentration meets market indifference

DEX · pumpswapChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
33/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$1.5K
Liquidity
$3.0K
Volume 24h
$99.16
Holders
25
Thin LiquidityPrice CollapseHeavy Concentration
FDV
$1.19B
Price USD
$1.19e-6
DEX
pumpswap

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Internet Person Dies of Acute Centralization

Here we observe the Internet Person token in its final state—a cautionary tale of mathematical inevitability. With a mere $2,987 in liquidity and top holders commanding every last unit, this creature was less a decentralized asset and more a sophisticated pyramid with revoked authorities. Nature abhors a vacuum, and markets abhor such transparent futility.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Liquidity
Critically low
$3.0K pool depth.
Activity
Flatlined
$99.16 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 99.9% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Extreme concentration meets market indifference
Patient Note

It had all the hallmarks of a token: a name, a blockchain, and absolutely no reason to exist.

Holders

§ 04 · 25 wallets
Top 1
99.3%
Top 5
99.9%
Top 10
100.0%
01XKkT...s2dd99.35%
024twk...kqhk0.32%
038tUG...u32X0.09%
04Cd6c...cft90.06%
05Fk6C...x74r0.05%
068psN...VRtf0.04%
07D9GY...xGjW0.03%
08FabC...ANz70.02%
092ZDp...xveV0.01%
104joQ...SDFU0.01%