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ProTheDoge: A Masterclass in Collective Financial Delusion

In the grand theatre of cryptocurrency, we witness a most peculiar specimen—born merely an hour ago, yet already exhibiting the advanced decay of a multi-year rug pull. Observe how 31 hopeful participants clutch their bags while the top ten holders, possessing 99.1% of the circulating supply, prepare their exit with the precision of a nature documentary's apex predator. The absence of liquidity serves as nature's final mercy: a quick death rather than the prolonged suffering of a slow bleed.