CAUSE OF DEATH
Spermlon's Explosive Youth Cut Tragically Short
Here we observe a most curious specimen—barely an hour old, yet already exhibiting the frenetic convulsions of a token in its death throes. With nearly 40% of its essence concentrated in merely ten hands, this creature never stood a chance against the immutable laws of pump-and-dump physics. One might say it burned bright, burned fast, and will soon burn out—a microcosm of crypto's eternal cycle of hope and devastation.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme concentration meets inevitable gravity
EPITAPH
"It lived for sixty minutes like it was going out of style. Spoiler: it was."
