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QUACK Succumbs to Concentration Catastrophe

Here we observe the cadaver of QUACK, a token that achieved the remarkable feat of being simultaneously alive and entirely deceased. With 99.8% of its supply concentrated in the hands of ten beneficent overlords and a liquidity pool smaller than a moderately successful lemonade stand, QUACK never stood a chance—it was less a cryptocurrency and more a elaborate exit strategy disguised as financial innovation.