TOUCH GRASS/26g7..pump
FLATLINED
TOUCH GRASS

TOUCH GRASS26g7G9xqAZj3bjH7aKrUvyDjp8h3DB2y4hqHrtn9pump

26g7..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Concentrated holdings, evaporated liquidity, zero trading

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
18/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$14.4K
+0.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$0.0700
Holders
3
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersNo VolumeHeavy Concentration
FDV
$12.51B
Price USD
$1.40e-5
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Touch Grass Token: A Cautionary Tale

In the unforgiving savanna of the Solana blockchain, we witness the skeletal remains of TOUCH GRASS—a creature that never quite evolved beyond its primordial state. With merely three holders clutching 100% of its worthless corpus and a liquidity pool as barren as a desert, this token's brief 205-hour existence resembled less a financial instrument and more a coordinated exit strategy. Nature's cruel mathematics have rendered their verdict: zero volume, zero liquidity, zero survivors.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Flatlined
$0.0700 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Concentrated holdings, evaporated liquidity, zero trading
Patient Note

It told investors to touch grass. They listened. Too late, they realized it was advice, not a ticker symbol.

Holders

§ 04 · 3 wallets
Top 1
99.9%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
018peG...H4DJ99.92%
02BmT6...3WuY0.04%
038z97...YEP60.04%