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World Donkey Day: Born Dead, Stayed That Way

In the span of mere hours, World Donkey Day has achieved what most tokens take weeks to accomplish—a complete and utter collapse into irrelevance. With zero liquidity and 80% of its meager supply concentrated in a handful of wallets, this digital beast was not merely stillborn; it was a coordinated financial theater piece with all the sustainability of a sneeze in a hurricane.