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The Cuck Chair Collapses Under Its Own Weight

In the unforgiving ecosystem of Solana, we observe the rapid decomposition of The Cuck Chair—a specimen that, despite revoking both mint and freeze authorities in a gesture of good faith, succumbed to the immutable laws of concentration and apathy. With 96.8% of tokens nestled in the portfolios of merely ten holders, this token never stood a chance; it was, quite literally, a chair designed for one. As our subject enters its fifth day of existence with a liquidity pool smaller than a decent lunch order, one must conclude that some experiments in tokenomics are not meant to survive the first week.