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Newborn Token Expires Upon First Breath

Here we observe the Dat Bih Gah, a creature that emerged from the primordial blockchain soup mere hours ago, already gasping its final breaths. With 84% of its meager existence concentrated in the claws of its top predators and liquidity pools utterly evaporated like morning dew on the Serengeti, this token's life cycle has proven remarkably... efficient. In nature, we call this natural selection; in crypto, we simply call it Tuesday.