CAUSE OF DEATH
Ghibli: A Zero-Hour Rug Pull Masterclass
In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a creature that never truly drew breath. Born mere hours ago with all liquidity evaporating like morning dew, Ghibli existed in that peculiar state between token and elaborate practical joke. Its singular holder, cradling 100% of the supply, has executed what can only be described as a rug pull so efficient it makes Occam's Razor look like a blunt instrument.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instantaneous total liquidity drainage at birth
EPITAPH
"It had $1,681 in volume and all the institutional support of a Discord bot—which is to say, none whatsoever."
