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Spinning Cat Dies Before First Meow

In the primordial swamps of Solana, we observe the Spinning Cat—a creature born mere hours ago, already decomposing with the grace of a hairball in a vacuum. The authorities may be revoked, but the predatory instincts of the top ten holders remain very much alive, having claimed 91.9% of this infant's meager existence. With zero liquidity and a liquidity pool as dry as a mummy's litter box, we watch nature's cruellest mechanism unfold: immediate, total, and utterly inevitable collapse.