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Serious Cat's Seven-Hour Fever Dream

Here we observe Serious Cat in its natural habitat—a mere seven hours into existence, already displaying the manic energy of a trader who hasn't slept in 72 hours. The 391% price surge suggests the market was, briefly, quite serious about cats. Alas, like all creatures that burn brightest, this feline's future shall be written in liquidation notices.