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Toupee Pigeon: A Follicle-Free Collapse

Here we observe the Toupee Pigeon in its final hours—a creature that never truly had the hair on its head to survive. With merely 33 holders clutching their bags like desperate feathers, and the top ten controlling 91.8% of the supply, this token has become a masterclass in centralization. One can almost hear the faint whisper of its liquidity pool, a mere $1,044, as it gasps its last breath before joining the great blockchain graveyard.