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Cupcake Horse: Sweet Dreams, Bitter Ending

Here we observe the Cupcake Horse in its natural habitat—the cemetery of failed Solana tokens. Born merely an hour ago, it experienced a violent 113% price swing, a phenomenon scientists attribute to whales distributing confetti before the inevitable exit. The creature never stood a chance; with zero liquidity and 82.8% of its population concentrated in ten individuals, it was less a token and more a coordinated exit strategy masquerading as breakfast pastry.