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Ansem's Sixty-Minute Rug Pull Extravaganza

Here we observe a specimen so catastrophically brief, it makes mayflies look like sequoias. Born at dawn with all the structural integrity of a house of cards in a hurricane, our subject achieved a remarkable -43.4% demise before most investors finished their morning coffee. The liquidity vanished like a phantom, leaving only two holders—presumably the developers—clutching their worthless tokens like survivors of a shipwreck.