MY WIFE LEFT ME/22Um..pump
FLATLINED
My wife left me

My wife left me22UmE7HD95FD2wc2AjkKY221hHpyF8V1pjb2ooS5pump

22Um..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Catastrophic liquidity drainage and emotional volatility

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
9/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$524.65
-73.7% · 24h
Volume 24h
$682.84
Holders
4
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersSteep DeclineHeavy Concentration
FDV
$1.05B
Price USD
$5.25e-7
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Love Dies, Token Dies Faster Still

In the brutal ecosystem of decentralized finance, we observe a peculiar specimen: a token born of heartbreak, dead before its first sunset. With but four holders clinging to worthless shares and liquidity evaporating like morning dew, this digital monument to marital discord achieved the remarkable feat of a complete extinction event in mere hours.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Sparse
$682.84 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Catastrophic liquidity drainage and emotional volatility
Patient Note

She took half of everything—the token took the other half, then disappeared entirely.

Holders

§ 04 · 4 wallets
Top 1
50.1%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
01BwWK...de6sAUTOPSY50.15%
029eLK...w1kr49.84%
03B9Tr...vXkt0.01%
0461Hu...QmmV0.00%