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LARPSTIEN: A Forty-Two Dollar Funeral

Here we observe LARPSTIEN in its natural habitat—the freshly minted token, born mere hours ago into a cruel and unforgiving market. Within a single rotation of the Earth, it has shed two-thirds of its worth, a metabolic collapse so swift and severe that even its three remaining holders must surely question their life choices. The authorities, sensing the inevitable, have already revoked themselves from this dying creature—a mercy killing of sorts.