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Selfie Cat: Born at Midnight, Expired by Dawn

Here we observe the Selfie Cat, a creature that achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it truly lived—a mere 0 hours old when rigor mortis set in. Note the peculiar concentration of wealth among the top holders, a predatory arrangement suggesting this feline was less a token and more a carefully constructed mousetrap. The $48,000 in volume represents not investment, but rather the frantic scurrying of early adopters realizing they'd purchased something with the structural integrity of a house of cards in a hurricane.