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Tree Falls in Empty Forest, Nobody Profits

In what can only be described as a masterclass in financial self-immolation, the specimen known as Tree emerged, briefly convulsed through a 364% price swing, and expired within hours—a newborn cryptocurrency that never even learned to photosynthesize. The autopsy reveals a creature with zero liquidity and two holders controlling 100% of the supply; one might say the only thing growing here was the realization of how spectacularly this was engineered to fail.