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Stillborn Token Expires Before First Breath

Here we observe the pls token in its natural habitat: deceased on arrival. Born mere hours ago with zero liquidity and two holders controlling every last token, this creature never stood a chance—rather like releasing a newborn giraffe directly into the Sahara. The authorities may be revoked, but the real authority here belongs to entropy itself.