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Will Token: A One-Hour Tragedy

And here we observe the will token in its natural habitat—the graveyard of Solana. Born merely sixty minutes ago, it achieved the remarkable feat of losing sixty-eight percent of its value while maintaining precisely zero liquidity, a feat of economic prestidigitation rarely seen outside of blockchain. The three remaining holders clutch their bags like paleontologists examining a fossil they themselves just murdered.