CAUSE OF DEATH
Chillhorse Galloped Straight Into The Glue Factory
In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a curious specimen—born merely an hour ago, already displaying the vital signs of a creature in acute distress. The 970% price volatility suggests not euphoric growth, but rather the desperate thrashing of a beast caught in the snare of its own concentrated ownership, where ten predators control more than half the kill.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Spectacular pump-and-dump with zero liquidity
EPITAPH
"It ran for an hour at breakneck speed, only to discover there was nowhere to exit—much like a chill horse realizing the meat grinder was always the destination."
