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The Curious Case of Equine Meat Market Collapse

Here we observe the carcass of CHILLHORSE, a specimen that expired precisely 767 hours into its brief and unremarkable existence. With a mere $49.24 in daily volume and 27 holders clinging to their bags like vultures to roadkill, this token represents nature's way of saying 'perhaps not everything deserves to exist.' The top 10 shareholders, owning 99.9% of supply, have demonstrated remarkable patience in their collective vigil over a corpse.