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$GOON192y..pump

Case file · ante-mortem observation

RECOVERING.

Gravity reasserts itself tomorrow

DEX · pumpswapChain · SolanaGrade · B

Grade Score

68/100

Grade B · RECOVERING

Mkt Cap

$264.3K

+461.0% · 24h

Liquidity

$35.9K

Volume 24h

$356.1K

Holders

FDV

$1.35B

Price USD

$1.35e-6

DEX

pumpswap

Pool

EcSW..nD39 ↗

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Newborn Token Defies Gravity, Physics Baffled

In the primordial soup of Solana, we observe a most peculiar specimen—mere hours old, yet already exhibiting the metabolic fever of a 461% pump. The creature's authorities revoked, its liquidity modest, its holders few; yet somehow it thrashes about with the trading volume of a beast ten times its age. Nature abhors such miracles, and so shall the market.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings

Liquidity

Thin but live

$35.9K pool depth.

Activity

Active

$356.1K volume / 24h.

Holders

Extreme cluster

Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion

Likely Cause

Gravity reasserts itself tomorrow

Patient Note

Born at midnight, deceased by breakfast—a beautiful reminder that 802 believers and a meme name cannot defy the laws of thermodynamic wealth transfer.

Holders

§ 04 · 26 wallets

Top 1

99.8%

Top 5

100.0%

Top 10

100.0%

01EcSW...nD3999.76%

02Dntx...sRmh0.14%

035uN1...Uhm30.06%

0488B2...hsDY0.03%

05BEtJ...DVhv0.00%

064vAe...3Xu10.00%

077DGt...WTmi0.00%

08Gg7S...Pqv10.00%

097EE3...oHYf0.00%

107HCF...p3DG0.00%