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DUMPSTR: Born Dead, Stayed Dead Longer

Here we observe the DUMPSTR token in its natural habitat: the graveyard of finance. Launched mere hours ago with all the staying power of a mayfly in a hurricane, it achieved the remarkable feat of losing 85.6% of its value before most investors finished their morning coffee. The two remaining holders clutch their bags like mourners at a funeral they helped orchestrate.