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The Stolen Monkey's Tragic Zero-Hour Collapse

Here we observe The Stolen Monkey in its natural habitat—the blockchain—where it has survived precisely zero hours before succumbing to catastrophic organ failure. A creature born without liquidity, breathing its last at negative 26.8% in what can only be described as the financial equivalent of a stillbirth. One holder clutches the entire corpse, a lonely custodian of worthlessness.