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Bazooka's Spectacular Zero-Hour Implosion

Here we observe Bazooka, a token so spectacularly stillborn it achieved negative ROI before most investors finished their morning coffee. Born at midnight and dead by dawn, this digital specimen never stood a chance—its six holders clutching 100% of supply like a failed magic trick where the rabbit was never in the hat.