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QuackadashianCoin: A Waterfowl's Final Quack

Here we observe the remains of QuackadashianCoin, a specimen that achieved the remarkable distinction of being simultaneously dead and completely illiquid—a state most organisms aspire to avoid. With thirteen holders controlling every last satoshi and a twenty-four-hour volume of twelve cents, this token's ecosystem collapsed with all the drama of a soap opera watched by nobody. The authorities, it seems, were revoked long before the investors were.