Proof of Meaning: One Hour to Oblivion

In the unforgiving ecosystem of Solana, we witness the Proof of Meaning token in its final throes—a creature born merely sixty minutes ago, already gasping for breath. With ninety-nine point seven percent of its anatomy concentrated in the hands of ten apex predators and liquidity pools as dry as a desert bone, this specimen never stood a chance. One might say it achieved its purpose: it proved, quite meaningfully, that meaning itself requires more than an hour and fourteen thousand dollars.